(Scene begins. A group of wizards sit near a covered machine as wizard leader addresses them.)
W.L: Hey ma home boys. Guess what? R and D made a machine to fire handballs at high speeds using will power. Let's unveil it!
(As he does so the wizard council gives him a standing ovation).
C.M 1: How will this help us conquer the world?
W.L: No matter, it is fun!
C.M 2: But isn't our goal world domination?
C.M 3: I thought this was the good council! (He leaves)
C,M 1: Should we stop him?
W.L: Nah, let's play first.
(He then fires up the machine which throws a handball at Mount Everest causing an avalanche destroying a small village).
C.M 2: Weren't they our allies?
W.L: See now they know how ruthless we are!
C.M 1: But they had a secret weapon: Potato sauce!
W.L: Eh well, we have a hand ball machine thingy! (He runs around in circles happy. Everyone else stares at him. Scene ends).
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