Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Day 55
Day 54
Monday, March 28, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Day 51
Day 50
Day 49
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Day 47
Monday, March 21, 2011
Day 46
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Day 45
Day 44
Day 43
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Day 42
Carry to me
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Day 41
See your light
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Day 40
Monday, March 14, 2011
Day 39
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Day 38
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Day 37
Friday, March 11, 2011
Day 36
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Day 35
Woman (to herself): That went well. (She sits down.)
(James begins to wonder through the light. It appears as if he is walking many miles until everything becomes even brighter yet he trudges onward. At this point disembodied voices are heard).
Voices (eerily, overlapping): This is the point of no return. Turn back. Watch your step, the world awaits. Shadowy forces in the evening, THE EVENING! Etc.
James (scared): Who-who's there? (behind him appears a shadowy figure which attacks him. It quickly knocks him down and generates a shadow dagger of sorts. As it goes for the kill James disappears leaving the creature upset. Cut to the Woman sitting as James suddenly appears there, now able to see more clearly. He sees some rolling hills in addition to the paved road in front of them. The Woman rises).
Woman: So, how was your adventure?
James: I went into this bright area with floating voices.
Woman: Describe them.
James: They were creepy, they clearly didn't want me there. It was is if I was in danger and they knew it.
Woman: Were you?
James: Well some being made of shadows attacke-
Woman: You went to the lake! And heard the voices on your first trip! Oh wow, you can't understand my excitement! Everything must be clearer now!
James: Yes, but what was that thing that attacked me?
Woman (gravely): That was an arbiter. They hunt down those who have escaped the cave but haven't seen the full light of reality so that they may be returned to the cave through force.
James: Deadly force?
Woman: No, not deadly. But rather what seems to be deadly at first instead pulls you back into the cave. I lost my mother to it.
James: I-I'm sorry.
Woman: Well one day you may meet her. Hey, look at yourself, you are looking great! (She pulls out the mirror and we see James, much younger and more complete).
James: Wow, what happened?
Woman: Something we must tell the council about and soon.
James: Council?
Woman: They will fill you in.
(They travel to some large gates).
Woman: This is Angelin. I have some one the council wants to see, let me in.
(The gates open revealing a city of gold).
James: Angelin?
Angelin: Yeah, it is a strange name. Now come with me.
(They walk through the incredible sites of the city until they reach a large sparkling building.)
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Day 34
(Scene begins. The cave is dark and the camera focuses on a dimly lit wall upon with the shadows of wooden puppets appear flashing across the walls. Cut to the face of a chained person with no will but to watch the puppets move. Cut back and forth then add in an over the shoulder shot of a mysterious cloaked man with a key walking over to him. He unshackles him and turns him in the direction of the fire which has been the source of light for the puppet show).
Cloaked Man (whispering): Brother, watch the light. Embrace it. Now let's walk over to the exit. (They walk over how ever the man he is helping is showing great resistance, not wanting to leave the cave). Just a little bit more. (As they began to exit we see puppeteers who are dressed in similar cloaks. One in white and one in red take notice but show no concern and continue to give orders as to what the show should show. They then exit the cave as the man grimaces in the light and the cloaked man forces him into it further. At first it blinds him how ever his eyes soon begin to adapt and he looks down upon himself. His hands are wretched and broken.)
Cloaked Man: Don't worry brother, this happens to all of us.
Man: Where, where am I? Why do I look like this?
Cloaked Man: Sssh. Those questions will be answered when we reach the commune.
Man: The commune? What commune? Oh my god no- your not bringing me to a cult!
Cloaked Man: No, I'm bringing you to reality.
Man: Reality? Wha-what do you mean?
Cloaked Man: Brother, you shall see in a moment. (They begin walking on a road which seems to be reflective. The man has a harder time walking then the cloaked man who is assisting him. They continue walking until a tower of light appears on the horizon. The man is scared).
Cloaked Man: Don't worry, many feel this way when they see the spirals of reality on the horizon.
Man: Ok, I guess I'll go with it for now.
Cloaked Man: Can you see any better.
Man: A bit.
Cloaked Man: Good, it is time.
Man: For what?
Cloaked Man: To see yourself. (He holds a mirror to the man's face. What is seen is a bit decrepit and old. To put it frankly he is ugly. A shock appears along his face).
Man: But this is not me! I am James Cassidy! This is not my face!
Cloaked Man: This is why your kind must be liberated.
James: Ok, stop with your bullshit! First you drag me out of my home into this-this place! (Cue a flashback of him being dragged out of his home, not a cave, and thrown into a very bright and sunny world). Now, you continue hiding yourself to me! So why don't you tell me, what the hell is reality?
Cloaked Man: Reality is this. (The man takes off his cloak to reveal a young women. She is shining in a similar light, but less intense. The way this light is shining she becomes extremely beautiful with her eyes and hair being brought out to a massive extent. James has a serious WTF look on his elderly face).
Woman: Reality can be bit of a...mind screw.
James: I can tell.
Woman: I will tell you this much. Where you existed was a prison and when you can see reality for what it truly is, you will see the cave for what it truly is and what it's truly been this entire time.
James: Is this cave, an actual cave?
Woman: Yes, all things in it are controlled by the puppeteers, a group of select few who see reality for what it is but instead of freeing others possess others with their power of reality.
James: Please, don't give me a philosophy lesson. Let me guess, you're recruiting people to help in your moral war against them so that you can over power them and be all high and moral against the bad guys.
Woman: actually not-
James (walking away): What did I say about the lesson?
Woman: Come back here!
James: What did I say?
Woman: You don't know what you're doing!
James: I know full well
Woman: No, you don't! Now get your ass back here.
James (from a distance): I can't here you!
Woman (to herself): That went well. (She sits down.)
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Day 33
Background: A decrease in the tornado population in mobile homes has caused alarm in the year 2463 and it is feared that cartoonists will no longer be able to capitalize on the scientifically proven trailer home-tornado relation. So it has been decided that some want tornadoes to return.
A Bill:
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America:
To Force Tornadoes to Return to Trailer Homes
Section 1: Tornadoes will return to trailer homes
Section 2: Trailer homes will be mandated to not whine about flying cows and other flying objects.
Section 3: This bill will be funded by the Association for Mobile Tornadoes (AMT).
Section 4: This bill will go into effect in a month.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Day 32
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Day 31
It is the year 2021 and the world of pop music has become so horrible that it is considered to be ending. The fans of this music are almost like zombies and are completely obedient to there idols such as Justin Beiber and The Jonas Brothers. As such the only solution the greatest minds in the world could come up with are to put these people in a zoo.
A Bill:
Be it enacted by the world:
To Put Numerous Pop Stars into a Zoo, Forever
Section 1: Major pop stars whose music make zombies will be placed in zoos.
Section 1a: In these zoos they will be allowed to sign autographs an hour a day.
Section 2: They will be replaced with good music.
Section 2a: This good music will be decided by a global committee which will see if people become zombies or not under its influence.
Section 3: Funding for this bill will come from the world's fund for protection.
Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately.
Day 29
It is the year 2124. KETCHUP is now spreading evil amongst the world. Some people believe it should be stopped.
A Bill:
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representative of the United States of America United:
To stop KETCHUP
Section 1: KETCHUP (Kelvin Extraordinaire, Thick, Cat, Hot, Under Pressure) will be destroyed through every means necessary.
Section 2: All citizens must participate in the destroying of KETCHUP and its servants.
Section 2a: They are exempt if they are physically unable to.
Section 3: Funding for this bill will come from the Department of Defense.
Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
day 28
Girl (innocently): Sawwy I'm late.
Old guy: La this is no joking matter! There is a traitor amongst us.
La: Like me?
Old guy: No like that guy over there! (cut to some guy of a darker complexion)
Guy: But this is rascist!
Old guy: Off with his head!
Guy: But it is clearly her!
Old guy: But she's a woman what harm could she do!
Guy: Ok, I'm leaving but if your dead in the morning don't come crying to me!
Old guy: Ok La, take your seat.
La: Grandpa you do know that if I was to say close this door and set off a small bomb the pressure change would kill us all?
(murmuring)
Grandpa: Take your seat! And close the door!
Member: Is that so wise?
Grandpa: Of course, I'm the boss.
Member: But that seems like a way to-
Grandpa: Shut up and listen to me. I spent years building up this organization! (La closes door and goes to seat) And I will not give it all up because of some (cue the bomb going off. Cut to Guy out side).
Guy: They always fall for it, they always do...
day 27
W.L: Hey ma home boys. Guess what? R and D made a machine to fire handballs at high speeds using will power. Let's unveil it!
(As he does so the wizard council gives him a standing ovation).
C.M 1: How will this help us conquer the world?
W.L: No matter, it is fun!
C.M 2: But isn't our goal world domination?
C.M 3: I thought this was the good council! (He leaves)
C,M 1: Should we stop him?
W.L: Nah, let's play first.
(He then fires up the machine which throws a handball at Mount Everest causing an avalanche destroying a small village).
C.M 2: Weren't they our allies?
W.L: See now they know how ruthless we are!
C.M 1: But they had a secret weapon: Potato sauce!
W.L: Eh well, we have a hand ball machine thingy! (He runs around in circles happy. Everyone else stares at him. Scene ends).