Back ground: It is the year 4598. Recent uprisings and riots against the government have caused many people in the federation of planets to ask, “Where is God?”
Senator Seth proposes:
A Bill:
Be it enacted in the House of Representatives and Senate of the Federation of Planets
To find God
Section 1: A team will be assembled to find God
Section 1a: This team will consist of Ganondorf, Frodo, Pokemon Trainer Red, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon and Myles.
Section 2: The team will only ask God for help, no more no less
Section 2a: The team will be assembled by time travel
Section 3: Funding for this bill will come from the Department of Obscure Travels (DOT)
Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately
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