Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Day 24
Back ground: It is the year 2014 and due to Al Gore's meddling every one believes that global warming is a bad thing and should be stopped.
A Bill
Be it enacted by the House of Representatives and Senate of the United States of America:
To End Carbon Emissions
Section 1: Cars will no longer produce carbon
Section 1a: Instead they will produce water vapor
Section 2: Volcanoes will be corked to prevent them making carbon
Section 3: This bill will be funded by the newly made Al Gore Against Heat Foundation (AGAHF)
Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Day 23
Representative _______________ proposes:
A Bill:
Be it enacted by the House of Representatives and Senate of Mars united:
To Force Computers to Obey Martians
Section 1: A computer virus will be released to all martian computers until they submit.
Section 2: This will be designed by the great Martian programmer Stephen Gates.
Section 3: This bill will be funded by the fund Against Evil Computers
Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately.
Background: It is Martian year 2067. As computers have become more and more sentient some computers have threatened a full rebellion by shutting down all Martian systems which would cause uncountable deaths. There forth some have questioned whether we should simply destroy them. How ever as they are the only other known sentient life in the Universe other Martians consider it genocide. Discuss.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Day 22
Back ground: It is the year 4598. Recent uprisings and riots against the government have caused many people in the federation of planets to ask, “Where is God?”
Senator Seth proposes:
A Bill:
Be it enacted in the House of Representatives and Senate of the Federation of Planets
To find God
Section 1: A team will be assembled to find God
Section 1a: This team will consist of Ganondorf, Frodo, Pokemon Trainer Red, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon and Myles.
Section 2: The team will only ask God for help, no more no less
Section 2a: The team will be assembled by time travel
Section 3: Funding for this bill will come from the Department of Obscure Travels (DOT)
Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Day 21
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Day 20
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Day 18
Day 17
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Day 16
Friday, February 18, 2011
Day 15
Day 14
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Day 13
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Day 12
Monday, February 14, 2011
Day 11
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Day 10
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Day 9
Friday, February 11, 2011
Day 8
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Day 7
A case of paranoia
I can't get her off
My head,
Some body help.
I got myself
A case of a girl
I can't get her out of
My head,
Some body help.
I feel that bassline
Approachin' fast
Please help
Before it comes.
I got myself
A case of paranoia
For a girl
All cuz I can't
Get her out of
My head.
All cuz of that
I got my paranoia
All cuz of that
Is that wise
Or ill advised?
Is that wise
Or ill advised?
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Day 6
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Day 5
Monday, February 7, 2011
Day 4
To spicen up our shows
Tron is missing something
Folk music just needs a revival.
We need a new Young
To re electricize our folk
Tron is missing something
Folk music just needs a revival.
We need to find long lost friends
Missing for years, and teaching old people computers
Because Tron is missing something
Folk music just needs a revival.
There needs to be more singers
Who put their heart and soul into a song
And not some weird synthesizers
That mask the beauty of ann emotional voice.
All because Tron is missing something
And Folk music needs a revival
We can wait, because that is
What we used to do-
Wait.