Day 167

Narrator: Today we will tell you the story of a boy. A boy with red hair and freckles and the lack of a soul.

Boy: I have a soul.

Narrator: He is a brave boy. A humble boy. A boy who will crush you with his pinky.

Boy: Damn right.

Narrator: Now here's footage of his everyday life and us following him with exclusive interviews with his friends.

Boy: Don't I get a say?

Narrator: Haha, no. You're ginger, so sit down and watch.