General: Well troops, if I may call you that, tonight we have a tough battle ahead of us. Who brought guns? (counts the number) Only (insert number)? That is pathetic! The rest of you will have to eat your way through the opposing army?
Troop 1: Sir, who is our enemy?
General: The radish army.
Troop 2: Are you sure its not the French or the-
General: Enough of this nonsense! It's the radish army! If you have a legit question please ask it.
Troop 3: Do we at least get forks and knives?
General: No.
(A murmur goes through the room)
Troop 4 (to troop 5): I think he's insane.
General: I heard that soldier! (he stops). Listen, they are coming, battle stations!
(There is a great flutter as radish attacks. Scene ends).
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