Day 96

HVE: Hello, this is Heinrich Von Evil here selling you yet another humanitarian product from the same people who gave you the EHM! This time, it's Wind! Wind, while not yet in public domain may be in the next hundred years so buy some now and beat the rush to own your own airspace. Here are some testimonies.

M 1: I'm glad that no airplanes can fly less then 100 hundred feet above my house starting in the next few hundred years. The Airport isn't to happy but that may be because I live right next door to them.

M2: I heard about this great offer from a friend and now I'm hoping to stop the cops from entering my home-for legitimate reasons that is!

M3: What did I buy again?

HVE: You heard it here first! Buy wind for four easy payments of one quadrillion dollars. That's right just four easy payments of one quadrillion dollars plus shipping and handling!

Announcer: That's right for four easy payment of one quadrillion dollars you can be above the law! Order now and receive some Earth and Fire. This is a limited time offer, buy while the fragile resources of Earth still last puny mortals!