Day 90

(Scene begins. A young school play is racing to school as credits begin to appear on the screen. The boy is interrupted by distant screams)

Man: Ness, Ness!

Ness (stopping): Falcon, what could be so important that you will make me late for school again?

Falcon: Ness, what did I tell you to call me?

Ness: The main character. But why is that necessary?

Falcon: Because I say so! I forgot what I was going to tell you.

Ness:Well then I have to run. (He sprints towards the door but just before he reaches it the bell rings and he is unable to open the door. Falcon walks up to him).

Falcon: Now I remember. The principle, vice principle, superintendent and your dad told me to tell you that it has been the determined that 30 lateness's will mean you get expelled.

Ness: But this is my 30^th lateness.

Falcon: Hey, who's that kid cutting over there!

Ness: I don't know, let's see!

(They walk up to him)

Falcon: Hey man, what's going down.

Man: I'm patrolling.

Ness: For what?

Man: Suspicious activity. A few days ago some weird things went down, have you seen anything?

Ness and Falcon: No.

Man: Your names?

Ness: Ness

Falcon: Main.

Ness: He means Falcon.

Falcon: No I-

Man: What's his name? (He points to a guy passing by.).

Falcon: That's Ganondrof, he's the school bully.

Man: Really now? (He hides).

Ness: Where'd he go (Ganondorf walks up).

Gdog: What's two goody two shoes doing out of school at this time?

Falcon: No need for you to know!

Gdog: Well then, time to beat you two up.

Falcon: No you don't. Falcon Fruit Punch (he runs away).

Ness: PK Recess (he runs away).

Man: You shouldn't be going here.

Gdog: And you don't go here.

Man: Name's Snake, remember it.

Gdog: Well then Snake I will. (He walks away)

(2 years later Ness is bumming in the back of a car as the owner approaches).

Citizen: Hey, out of my car.

(Ness scrambles out of the car as he closes the door behind him as Citizen is unable to get out but finds the doors are locked on the inside. He silently screams as Ness finds himself back by his old school).

Ness: Let's see who are in this guys contacts.

(phone rings)

Ness: Hello?

Voice: Ness, and yes I know that's you and that you stole that phone from that guy a few minutes ago.

Ness: But how?

Voice: Don't worry about how. I have a message for you. Doom is awakening on the horizon, uncountable evils are sitting on your door step. The key you need to learn more is with the Captain of the Falcons. Good luck. (conversation ends).

Ness: What was that about? Hey look its that guy from before. (Snake comes over to him).

Snake: I need to ask you a few questions.

Ness: Sure, like what?

Snake: Where were you last night?

Ness: The back of someone's car.

Snake: That's not what my security camera say.

Ness: What do they say?

Snake: Why, Ness, were you in a secret facility last night.

Ness: I wasn't! I'll show you the guy's cell phone.

(Snake hits him with his gun and cocks the gun back).

Snake: My name is Snake and you'll answer honestly. Understood?

Ness: But I'm telling the truth.

Snake: Prove it.

Ness: Come with me.

Snake: How do I know this isn't a trap?

Ness: Would I be dumb enough to assault federal agents?

Snake: Take me to him. (They go).

Snake: Was this man in your car last night?

Citizen: Yes.

Snake: Thank you, that was all we needed.

Citizen: No wait! (The door is closed on him as he silently weeps).

Snake: So what were you telling me about again?

Ness: The phone call.

Snake: Tell me on the way.

(Cut to Captain Falcon).

Falcon: What a beautiful day- hey I know you!

Ganondorf: No you don't. Oh no is that a beautiful damsel in trouble?

Falcon: Where?

Ganondorf: Sucker. (He punches Falcon out). There is no one to save you.

Ness: Think again!

Ganondorf: You! Hah, and what army?

Snake: Me. (appearing behind Ganondorf).

Ganondorf: Well played.

Snake: So my suspicions were right. What are you doing here?

Ganondorf: My job.

(Ganondorf then soundly defeats Snake with his surprising speed and strength).

Ness: PK THUNDER! (He shoots out lightning which does nothing).

Ganondorf: I recommend you train some more. (He then uses a black magic punch to knock him down and walks away to where citizen is).

Ganondorf: Father.

Citizen: Hello, my son. (His eyes turn pitch white, fade to black).