Day 31

It is the year 2021 and the world of pop music has become so horrible that it is considered to be ending. The fans of this music are almost like zombies and are completely obedient to there idols such as Justin Beiber and The Jonas Brothers. As such the only solution the greatest minds in the world could come up with are to put these people in a zoo.

A Bill:

Be it enacted by the world:

To Put Numerous Pop Stars into a Zoo, Forever

Section 1: Major pop stars whose music make zombies will be placed in zoos.

Section 1a: In these zoos they will be allowed to sign autographs an hour a day.

Section 2: They will be replaced with good music.

Section 2a: This good music will be decided by a global committee which will see if people become zombies or not under its influence.

Section 3: Funding for this bill will come from the world's fund for protection.

Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately.

Day 30

Moats laying peacefully

Bird who flies

Low and graceful

Loving its moat:

Low and graceful

Day 29

It is the year 2124. KETCHUP is now spreading evil amongst the world. Some people believe it should be stopped.

A Bill:

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representative of the United States of America United:

To stop KETCHUP

Section 1: KETCHUP (Kelvin Extraordinaire, Thick, Cat, Hot, Under Pressure) will be destroyed through every means necessary.

Section 2: All citizens must participate in the destroying of KETCHUP and its servants.

Section 2a: They are exempt if they are physically unable to.

Section 3: Funding for this bill will come from the Department of Defense.

Section 4: This bill will go into effect immediately.

day 28

(Scene begins. It is a small closed of area with no windows and a closed door. A group of serious looking people are sitting and mumbling about some serious seeming manner. At that moment some random girl burst in).
Girl (innocently): Sawwy I'm late.
Old guy: La this is no joking matter! There is a traitor amongst us.
La: Like me?
Old guy: No like that guy over there! (cut to some guy of a darker complexion)
Guy: But this is rascist!
Old guy: Off with his head!
Guy: But it is clearly her!
Old guy: But she's a woman what harm could she do!
Guy: Ok, I'm leaving but if your dead in the morning don't come crying to me!
Old guy: Ok La, take your seat.
La: Grandpa you do know that if I was to say close this door and set off a small bomb the pressure change would kill us all?
(murmuring)
Grandpa: Take your seat! And close the door!
Member: Is that so wise?
Grandpa: Of course, I'm the boss.
Member: But that seems like a way to-
Grandpa: Shut up and listen to me. I spent years building up this organization! (La closes door and goes to seat) And I will not give it all up because of some (cue the bomb going off. Cut to Guy out side).
Guy: They always fall for it, they always do...

day 27

(Scene begins. A group of wizards sit near a covered machine as wizard leader addresses them.)

W.L: Hey ma home boys. Guess what? R and D made a machine to fire handballs at high speeds using will power. Let's unveil it!
(As he does so the wizard council gives him a standing ovation).
C.M 1: How will this help us conquer the world?
W.L: No matter, it is fun!
C.M 2: But isn't our goal world domination?
C.M 3: I thought this was the good council! (He leaves)
C,M 1: Should we stop him?
W.L: Nah, let's play first.
(He then fires up the machine which throws a handball at Mount Everest causing an avalanche destroying a small village).
C.M 2: Weren't they our allies?
W.L: See now they know how ruthless we are!
C.M 1: But they had a secret weapon: Potato sauce!
W.L: Eh well, we have a hand ball machine thingy! (He runs around in circles happy. Everyone else stares at him. Scene ends).

Update!

Sadly what I wrote for today is in a format that is incompatible with my computer (.doc-don't worry you can laugh). However tomorrow you will receive a double update.

Mike Hand

Day 26

Last hues fading

As darkness rises

Light blocks out light

As the buildings soar

And bridges rise

In a display

Of a peacock.